Time

My team teacher gave the following assignment: "I want to tell about a time. . . "

There were two sets of responses to this question.

I prefer the second, as it provides more giggles.

"I want to tell about a time . . . When I thought a rock was a chicken. Then I woke up the next morning, got out of my tent, and couldn't find the chicken. I was confused! Then I realized it was a rock."

"I want to tell about a time. . . If it was 12:30, then the little hand would be at the twelve and the long hand would be at the six. 12:30 is lunch time, and I really love lunch."

Lesson? Kids will always misinterpret what you think is clear. :)

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Repeating Myself and Repeating Myself

Today I got upset with a kid because we were ten minutes into a test and no pencil! Ugh! I was all, "I don't mean to be upset, but I'm tired of repeating myself!" A girl says, "My mom says that ALL the time."
Me, "It's annoying, right?!"

It's really annoying.

Especially when he had one and "just lost it because I left it somewhere."

The toilet?